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Gene Simmons: coming to a creepy alley near you

ecko_kissI got a random pitch from Ecko promoting their new zip-up hoodies with masks.

Because you know what hoodies have been missing all these years? Sewn-in masks.

This is the Gene Simmons version. It’s not half as creepy as the Batman (my fav), Joker and Jason varieties, but I can just imagine a masked-hoodie-wearing KISS Army crowd at their Nov. 7 gig at Target Center.

I wonder if it’s difficult to drink a $10 beer while wearing one of these?

Got an extra $98 bucks and desire to freak out your neighbors? Check them out here.

  • Is it even a hoodie at that point? Shouldn't they come up with a new term? Like face sweater? At least, you should be the first to know when it's time to launder it.
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