Local concert photographer Stacy Schwartz is graduating from law school and is throwing a huge party to celebrate…

Staciaann Photography and HowWasTheShow.com present: “I Fought The Law”

Varsity Theater, Thursday, May 15 (tonight, people), 18+, $6

Doors 8pm, music 8:30 (approximate set times below)

• 8:30 The Sweet Colleens
• 9:30 Stacy’s Live Mixtape featuring Eric Lovold, Jeremy Messersmith, Jim Walsh, Stook!, and Brad Senne
• 10:30 Koo Koo Kanga Roo
• 11:00ish City on the Make!

(And tonight if you find yourself injured or wronged for whatever reason [moshpit injury, date embarrasses you, slippery restroom floor, bar tab mishap], you’ll be glad to know there’s now a legal professional at your service sporting an enormous camera in one hand and PBR tallboy in the other.)