As if pretending to play the guitar didn’t already make you a lame-o, check this out.
It’s the Guitar Hero brand Air Guitar Rocker from Jada Toys, with a GH-branded belt, wearable amp programmed with 10 songs and special pick you strum in front of the belt. It also has an output for external speakers. Songs include 5 originals plus Deep Purple’s “Smoke on the Water,” Black Sabbath’s “Iron Man,” Motorhead’s “Ace of Spades,” Van Halen’s “You Really Got Me” and Boston’s “More Than a Feeling.”
It’s actually quite harder to play than it looks. This guy was really horrible. But then again, it’s nothing nearly as hard as actually learning to play an instrument.
Air Guitar Rocker will be available this coming March for $29.99 and can be routed through external speakers. Jada has announced plans to release more cartridges for the toy in the months after it launches.
Here’s my YouTube video of this doofus.




