The Lashes
Get It
Label: Red Int / Red Ink
Available: as of yesterday

Another “The” band the critics love to hate, The Lashes have officially hit the big time with their full-length debut, Get It. Boasting fruity pop with a side of Hot Hot Heat, Ben Clark and his band of hipsters have cut through my sister’s diary with super cheesy guitar, chorus and lyrical content.

Actually, my sister would hate the Strokes but would love the Lashes and not be able to tell you why. She’s simply programmed to like this disposable, perfectly-produced pop with a side of rock. In fact, she would buy posters, CDs, t-shirts at their concerts and help the Lashes become a major success. This record is for her. I’m mailing it to rather than finishing a review. Enjoy sis.